Americans Scheduled to Forget About Independence Day
Intercepted Illuminati letter reveals plans for American domination.
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Dominican Republic deaths: Family texts while driving about dangers
Ross and Katie Martin work on opposite ends of their metropolitan area. As they both drove home from work yesterday, they maximized their time and productivity by texting one another about their worries over their upcoming family vacation in the...
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2020 democratic candidates tax return shock
Half of the 2020 democratic candidates have publicly released their tax returns but one of them shows they aren’t serious about their policies…
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Mentally scarred by meetings? You may be entitled to compensation
Have you had to sit through a staff meeting that could’ve been replaced by a simple email? We at “Cee Your In Court” solicitors will fight for you!
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Man on sofa says more should be done
“I can’t believe that the government doesn’t do more!” vents Bob Simmons from his sofa as he watches the news, “I mean look at all those homeless people!”
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hr5 equality act to share women’s hard-won benefits with men
The House of Representatives passed the hr5 equality act last week with unanimous support from Democrats. Well unanimous after the mob showed Illinois Rep. Dan Lipinski the errors of his non-woke ways. This bill amends the Civil Rights Act of 1964...
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Pinterest bans Live Action – the reason why will surprise you!
Pinterest bans Live Action after labelling its content as pornography. But why? We find out in this exclusive article…
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IKEA: Exorcists called after customer mispronounces furniture name
IKEA is used to people struggling to pronounce their furniture names but they never expected this!
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Trump & Sadiq Khan to remake the wrath of Khan
President Trump and Sadiq Khan have sought to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings by a re-making the classic Star Trek Film: The Wrath of Khan.
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Feminists slam French for their foundationally sexist language
“Assigning masculine or feminine status to words is blatant institutionalised sexism,” Ms Smith shouted at our reporter.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
