Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Minneapolis defund police: reported crime drops to zero!
Minneapolis city council voted to defund the police in light and Council President Lisa Bender reveals that reported crime has dropped to zero!
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This Mostly Peaceful Day in History
With the mostly peaceful George Floyd riots around the world, we take a moment to appreciate other underrated mostly peaceful actions throughout history:
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Joe Biden declares he’s only 10 to 15% Calvinist
Former Vice President Joe Biden told supporters that he was only 10 to 15% Calvinist as only 10 to 15% of Americans “are just not very good people”.
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China criticises America for not silencing media about racism
The Chinese Foreign Ministry took America to task for not doing enough to ensure silence in the American media about racism.
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Nike stores welcome looters!
Woke sports company Nike announced today that looters are welcome in any of their stores nationwide during the George Floyd riots.
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Episcopalians outraged after Tump brings Bible near St John’s church DC
Episcopalians were outraged after President Trump held a photo-op outside the vandalised St John’s church DC holding a Bible held in his hand.
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Local residents help visiting George Floyd rioters by burning their cars
We at the Cee are proud to bring this beautiful story of good coming out of the death of George Floyd in the custody of four Minneapolis police officers.
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CDC: MySpace is safest social media site during coronavirus pandemic.
With the current focus on ending the Coronavirus lockdown safely, the CDC has praised MySpace as the safest social media site for people to congregate.
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Pandas: “We were social distancing before it was cool.” Hipsters rejoice
Hipsters celebrated at craft breweries throughout the nation after pandas announce: “We were social distancing before it was cool.”
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Jehovah’s Witnesses switch to carrier pigeons
The Jehovah’s Witnesses High Command has approved the use of carrier pigeons for use during the Coronavirus Pandemic as e-mail evangelism fails.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
