Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Old rural pastor discovers Kanye (and tries to be hip)
It’s been one year since Kanye West’s Sunday services started and shockingly one rural church pastor is planning to include him in their service today.
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New Year Sermon Bingo
Dreading the first sermon of 2020? Worried that they’ll talk about their 2020 vision? Worry no more as this 2020 sermon bingo card will help you through!
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The Top 20 Articles Wot We Never Wrote in 2019
In the New Year, many sites give you their top 20 articles from the previous year – but not us! We give the top 20 we didn’t write. So there.
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Woman turns the other hand after Pope slap
In an astonishing video clip that has since gone viral we see what has been dubbed the pope slap after an overeager pilgrim grabbed his hand.
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The Salty Cee guide to setting New Year’s resolutions
Having trouble choosing a New Year’s Resolution? Let us at the Cee help you out with our handy guide to setting the perfect resolution for you!
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Child hospitalised after terrible New Year dad joke
Dad, John Baker greets his children on New Year’s Day with the hilarious, “I haven’t seen you since last year!” gag but this year he took it to a new level.
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New Year’s Eve: Nation relying on just humming Auld Lang Syne
It’s New Year’s Eve but research has shown that 99.8% of people don’t actually know the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne and are planning on humming along instead.
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Congregations already sick of pastor’s 2020 vision sermons
Church congregations from all denominations have come together in these end times to express their pain over 2020 vision sermons.
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OHIO statewide literacy campaign to improve spelling of Oiho
While the average American has no problem spelling short words, OHIO is proving to be the exception to the rule, but plans are underway to change that!
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Jeff Van Drew Ousted from DFL after Expressing Interest in Joining Cult
Jeff Van Drew has been removed from the Democrat membership roll after the congressman began showing interest in the Trumpism cult.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
