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Organist struggles to play Kanye’s new songs
Gladys, 93, the church organist at First Baptist, Granville has been practising playing Selah, one of the tracks from Kanye’s Jesus is King album.
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Twitter in revival as Kanye’s #JesusIsKing trends
Revival broke out on Twitter last night as Kanye West dropped his new album and #JesusIsKing was trending thus fulfilling Isaiah 9:2
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Bi-Partisan bill pushed through congress to declare Veganism a terrorist group
The political divisions ripping congress apart were briefly put on pause this evening by a House Resolution declaring veganism as a terrorist group.
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Church puppets stage coup
A group of Children’s Church hand puppets have recently staged a coup at Hopeful Community Church after year’s of abuse under the Children’s Pastor.
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American Christians venerate US flag to Saint status
Christians of all stripes (no pun intended) in America celebrated as Evangelical leaders unanimously voted to venerate the US flag to Sainthood.
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UK Brexit: Parliament to cover “Hotel California”
As the UK Brexit faces yet another delay, parliament will record a cover of the Eagles’ “Hotel California” as its Brexit anthem to cheer the populace.
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Afternoon Soap Operas replaced by Trump-Pelosi feud
CNN, MSNBC and Fox have generated a new genre of Soap Operas: “Soapolitics” and today’s episode between President Trump and Nancy Pelosi did not disappoint!
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Coffee and donuts outreach strategy resounding success…sort of
Mercy Church had trouble getting people through its doors until Mavis suggested they serve coffee and donuts before the morning church service…
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Church prefers resounding gong to love
First Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Church in Georgetown, Kentucky thinks having a resounding gong instead of love is a fair trade.
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NFL team hears everything Dad says!
Like many dads, Ben yells out instructions while watching the NFL. However, in a strange turn of events, the Eagles players followed his shouted orders!
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Where even the worst satire floats 
