The Salty Cee

Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.

Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:

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Uber launches “pray for you” service app

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Lack the faith to move mountains? Ttoo busy to pray? Uber releases a new “Pray for You” app that connects your prayer needs with a professional prayer.

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Pastor fired after wrong mother’s day sermon

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(Former) pastor Steve Smith is reeling from his summary dismissal after preaching the wrong sermon at today’s mother’s day service

Dear Crass

Dear Crass: Do pets go to heaven?

Dear Crass

Do pets go to heaven?
Will our dog, Mr. Pumpernickels, be waiting for us there?

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Promising headline hides disappointing article

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Gripping summary of this headline.

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Guess who board game branded judgemental and intolerant

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The guess who board game has been withdrawn from sale after being branded judgemental, intolerant and lacking diversity by today’s Millennial youth.

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Churches play musical chairs with town’s Christians

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“Musical chairs is our vision of church growth – we steal Christians from the other churches”

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St Paul’s gardening accident leads to thorn in the flesh

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Paul was trimming the roses when he experienced a thorn in the flesh or in his index finger to be more precise.

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Facebook bans free speech: introduces pre-approved speech instead

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Facebook recently banned Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson, Laura Loomer, and far left anti-semite Louis Farrakha and anyone who shares Infowars links. With commentators saying that Facebook bans free speech, Mark Zuckerberg issued...

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