Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
President Trump Surrenders to Justice Department
President Trump has surrendered to Justice Department attorneys and signed a confession nearly two weeks after the end of the Mueller investigation.
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The Parable of the Avengers End Game Tickets
The Avengers End Game tickets for US screenings dropped today and along with a new trailer and bizarrely a new parable appeared in the NIV.
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K-Love Premium: One whole extra song in playlist!
K Love shocked the Christian community last year by increasing its playlist to include 10 songs instead of the usual 8. Despite the uproar and predictions that the apocalypse was imminent, the only reported side effect was the hospitalisation of...
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David Crowder Beard key to helping underground church
The David Crowder Beard has been much admired as an epitome of manliness but it also protects and defends the weak.
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Dear Crass: My wife is done with me!
Dear Crass: My wife informed me last night that what happened was the last straw and she was done with me. I don’t get it!
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Research Links Pickup Truck Ownership to Superiority Complex
Well, the title is a little misleading, because the only pickup truck research we have is from a guy named Joe Bob but he tells us this is legit.
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Article 13: Pre-schools to close after EU passes copyright directive
The EU approved the Copyright Directive including article 13 so pre-schools are liable for copyright breaches by children’s paintings, stories or craft.
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Apple streaming service: pay more for less!
Apple CEO, Tim Cook, announced a new Apple Streaming Service and a credit card that will needed to afford the monthly payments.
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Dems demand investigation into Mueller Report
“Clearly there is a massive cover up in the Mueller Report over the Russia Trump election collusion that needs to be investigated,”
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LifeWay to close stores due to efforts of conservative Christians
LifeWay Christian Resources is to close all its brick and mortar stores. Conservative Christians took to social media to claim responsibility.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
