Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Santa theological brawl in the mall
Witnesses say that Jake Obsorne, who was hired to play Santa, slapped one of the parents after they said that Jesus was a good man.
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New York crime legalised to meet budget deficit
Eager to find a new source of income to tax Gov Cuomo realised he could capitalise on what New York has in abundance: Crime.
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Revival breaks out at In N Out after man reads bible verse
What started as a normal meal at his local In N Out burger restaurant turned into something that John Smith could never have imagined.
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St Paul demoted from being an apostle
Sadly St Paul was demoted from an Apostle due to not being able to perform miracles consistently at all hours of the day and in all environments.
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NASA confirms: Joel Osteen’s smile visible from space
NASA confirmed yesterday that astronauts were able to see the glow from Joel Osteen’s smile while aboard the International Space Station.
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Ireland to celebrate Herod’s massacre of the innocents this year
Ireland celebrates its inclusivity by including the massacre of the innocents in nativity plays and allowing women to play this traditionally male role.
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Dating help for KJV lovers at Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Only.com
After the success of Christian dating sites like Christian Mingle, Hyles-Anderson college has developed a new site for IFB KJV loving men and women to find God’s match for them.
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Politically Correct and Socially Acceptable Christmas Songs
The Salty Cee brings you politically correct Christmas songs like “Frosty, the Non-Patriarchal, Non-Cisgendered Snow Person”
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Benny Hinn Severs Tendon in Arm While Healing
Benny Hinn suffered a severed tendon using a sidearm approach to healing, which has only been mastered by the great Kenneth Copeland. After releasing his long-awaited self-defence course, Hinn has been on a streak of KOs, currently leading the...
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Magic: The Gathering Atheist expansion pack now available!
Magic: The Gathering, releases the much-anticipated Atheist Expansion Pack titled: Atheist: The Imagining (Denialmasters).
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
