Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
New time unit named after worship leader Chris Tomlin
Chris Tomlin has already won Dove and Grammy awards for his songs, but to have physicists vote to name a new unit of measure after him leaves these trophies in the dust. It has long been known that the 8 words of the song “How Great is Our God!...
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Apple Watch 4 features “out-of-date” countdown timer
No longer do Apple watch 4 buyers need to worry about missing out on spending more money on exactly the same watch but in a new stylish colour.
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Church divided over pumpkin spice communion
Pumpkin spice communion: “Make Communion Great Again” or “spawn of the consumerist culture” the church is divided over this critical issue.
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Venezuelan government seizes Jim Carrey’s assets
“The lure of a country where citizens struggle to get basics, such as toilet paper, proved too much,” said a spokesperson.
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Kids Pastors. How Hard Is Their Job, Really?
Doesn’t their job consist of throwing candy at small children, telling them that Jesus loves them, and singing a few silly songs?
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Lifeway Announces New Line of WWJP Bracelets
With so many protests to choose from, it’s hard for Millennials to know what to protest. So they need to ask themselves What Would Jesus Protest?
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The Salty Cee responds to its second spam email…
What began as a simple email about sunglasses led us to uncover a shady company selling military-grade equipment to the populace…
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Nike Forbidden from Using “Sacrifice™”
Even if our readers can no longer use the word sacrifice™, know that suffering for an opinion doesn’t count unless everyone knows it.
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Yawn at Kavanaugh hearing sparks outrage
WASHINGTON, D.C. – As if the hearings to confirm Brett Kavanaugh’s appointment to the Supreme Court were not already full of fiery rhetoric, one particular event on Friday threw gas on that flame. A known Trump supporter and Kavanaugh sympathizer...
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Ladies Bible Study breaks out into Actual Bible Study
Glory Fellowship Ladies Bible Study have been meeting for 10 years to “pray” for the pastor and his family’s shortcomings but something unexpected happened!
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
