Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Christians shocked as Nike comes clean
Christians around the world are dismayed as NIKE admits this week that they are indeed a secular company.
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Brett Kavanaugh in Comic Con Mix-up
There was a confusing mix-up over the Brett Kavanaugh hearing and his appearance at a local comic-con event later on the same day.
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Millennials Too Lazy to Take Motivation Survey
We at the Salty Cee embarked on a journey to explore what makes Millennials tick, or what ticks them off, or just something at all in the way of research.
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Pastor Refuses to Get Another Face Tattoo
Lil’ Ron stated, “I’ve got over 94 tattoos, and 26 of them are on my face! What else do I have to do to grow our church?”
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Fundraiser Offers Victory Chocolate Bars Untouched by the Poor
These chocolate bars ensure that one’s victorious life remains undefiled by those whose lack of faith has prevented them from living the blessed life.
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Sermon Buzzword Bingo
Is your pastor's sermon just a little too long? Has it got enough buzzwords in it to sink a battleship? Why not make use of the Salty Cee's boring sermon buzzword bingo.Complete a row, column or diagonal to win! Don't forget to stand up and shout...
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New probe into Barabbas vote rigging
New evidence has been unearthed that throws doubt on the legitimacy of Barabbas’ release on the Passover feast in 30 AD.
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Amber Alert Issued for T.D. Jakes’ Missing Cufflink
DALLAS, TX—An amber alert has been issued for one of TD Jakes' missing cufflinks, valued at the price of a median single-family home. Jakes, known for his fiery preaching, was getting into it one Sunday and apparently one of the cufflinks flew off....
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Missionary in Uganda said he was misheard
He said that he was actually speaking in tongues and cannot be responsible for what comes out of his mouth when he is under the influence of the Holy Ghost.
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UN Women demands increase in deaths of female journalists
“It is our hope that these measures will go some way towards a fairer society and ensure that women are properly represented among the dead.”
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
