Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Whitehouse flag does the hokey-cokey
Up, down, up, down and shake it all about. You do the hokey cokey and you turn about and that’s what it’s all about.
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Church Lost and Found Contains Rare Magic: The Gathering Cards
Maybe you fashion yourself a modern age pirate, looking for plunder. Have you searched for buried treasure in the church Lost and Found?
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Ambitious Disciple’s Right Hand Campaign Ends Awkwardly
The Gospels report a strange story about James and John having their mommy ask Jesus for preferential treatment in heaven. Across all cultures, Mom having to go to bat for her sons past age 8 is grounds for removing a corner from their man card or...
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No article today – honest!
The Salty Cee is having a Sabbath break. There is nothing to see here.
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Lakewood Church Seeking Home for Overstock of Unused Bibles
HOUSTON, TX—The staff of Lakewood Church are attempting to rehome some items in order to remodel stockroom #1,320B. The 2,500 square foot storage area is currently warehousing about 40,000 unopened Bibles which were donated by the Billy Graham...
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Trump Not Racist, Prefers Polo
Since his inauguration, President Trump has repeatedly denied being a racist. Up until now, the press had been unwilling to push harder on this issue for fear of a career-ending backlash on Twitter. Salty Cee reporter, Furious Christian, secured an...
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Pastor Insists He Gets No Commission for Book Recommendations
Pastor Ben would make statements such as, “Check out John Piper’s book, A Peculiar Glory. It’s only $18.52 on Amazon right now!”
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The LORD Corrects Himself During Prophetic Word
On Sunday, dear old saint Mabel Sawyer, felt impressed to give a prophetic word ending “thus saith the LORD!” until she realised her mistake…
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Christian Dating Site Lowers Bar, Accepts You Just as You Are
Attractive Christians on dialysis and transplant lists need a little help dating those who enjoy long walks and donating a fully-functioning kidney.
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Move of God turns out to be indigestion
Pastor Smith of Sturgeon Pentecostal Church, Kentucky had a feeling that Sunday was gonna be a good one when during the worship he felt a stirring of the Spirit in his heart. He leapt to the podium and encouraged his flock with the words,...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
