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Academy announces new award to reward people who bother to watch it
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced a new Oscar category, the award for Outstanding achievement in staying interested. Viewing figures for the award ceremony have been falling drastically over the past few years but the...
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Hyles-Anderson begins Old-Paths Uber Service
With the popularity of Uber, Lyft and now the Amish Uber Service, the Independent Fundamental Baptists did not want to miss an opportunity to get in on the action. The Old-Paths Ubereth App is now available on the Jitterbug store and Blackberry. ...
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Marvel Expanding Avengers to Include Hanna Barbera Heroes
BURBANK – The Marvel Cinematic Universe continues to expand. In recent years, the comic-based franchise has rolled out stand-alone films starring our some favorite superheroes like Thor, Hulk, and Iron Man. The movies have performed so well, they...
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Upgraded Communion Sponsored by Lunchables
CLEVELAND, OH - When asked to ponder on our Savior’s sacrifice while partaking of Communion, most Christians struggle with intrusive thoughts such as “Why does this symbol of Jesus’ broken body taste like cardboard?” and “If I start tithing will...
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Song stuck in your head? New study shows why.
Blooming, IN – A new study by researches at Indiana University has found why only the most annoying songs get stuck in your head. Dr. Daniel Hoskins, lead researcher on the project stated, “When a song such as Rebecca Black’s song ‘Friday’...
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The Salty Cee hits 100th article: writers can’t believe people still reading
Well believe it or not the Babylon Cee, I mean the Salty Cee is exactly 100 articles old! We know what you're thinking: "I thought they would have given up ages ago..." But trust us when we say, "we can't believe people are still reading this...
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Patrick Stewart announces the secret of unchanging looks
Patrick Stewart, 78, stunned Star Trek fans at a convention in Las Vegas on Saturday by taking the stage and announcing the secret to his youthful looks. Whereas other actors and actresses from Star Trek TNG have not weathered the last 30 years...
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Long-awaited Benny Hinn Self Defense Course Now Available for Purchase
FIJI—After years of successfully slaying people in the Spirit in their thousands, Benny Hinn has finally created the ultimate self-defense course where he will share the secret of his gifting in a really rather nice package. With the rise of...
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SPOKANE CHURCH TURNS UP THE VOLUME!
Decibel Church shows that music volume trumps lyrical content and theological depth in songs and hymns every time.
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Bible App adds tools to limit time users spent on app
This week Facebook and Instagram announced new tools to help users better manage their time online and to even set daily limits on their apps. With the realisation of the negative effects that social media has on young people the director of...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
