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Nigerian Prince Finally Ceases Fortune Seeking Help
The once-deep well has finally run dry for Prince Masinga Mbaki of Nigeria. After the passing of his father, King Samuel in 1982, he began an exhaustive search to help move his inheritance to a safe location in the U.S. Over the course of 36...
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Liberals show moral superiority by smashing Trump’s Hollywood Star
Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed in the early hours of this morning. Witnesses say a man removed a pickaxe from a guitar case at around 3 am which he used to destroy the star the President received in 2007 for his...
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Jets Fans Pray, God Answers. Sorta.
Florham Park, New Jersey – A small group of New York Jets fans gather to pray every morning at First United Methodist, even though several of the group are of different denominations. Ronald Andrews, a lifelong fan of the Green and White broke it...
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Producers and Writers of Left Behind Series mysteriously disappear
Friends and family of the producers and writers of the Left Behind Series have mysteriously vanished. This seems to have coincided with their study of Revelation 22:18: I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone...
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Google search algorithm changed to become trigger free
In a move that is sure to please millennials, Google announced today that it would adjust its algorithm to ensure that only search results that agreed with the user's opinion would be shown on the first page. CEO Sundar Pichai commented stated,...
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UK rift in space-time continuum closes
Scientists report that a rift in the space-time continuum that was affecting the UK over the last month has now closed. The exact effects of this phenomena have not been fully determined but reports indicate that it was likely to have...
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BREAKING NEWS: CNN opinion change over Trump
After in-depth analyses of interviews, press conferences, meeting briefs, official pronouncements, numerous reports from both liberal and conservative sources, and Twitter tweets of #realDonaldTrump, CNN apparently has had a change of heart in...
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Tensions High as Trump Anxiously Awaits God’s Next Set of Tablets
As God's chosen vessel for America, President Trump is keen to do only what God instructs him to. However, recently he has become increasingly anxious and has been seen pacing back and forth in the Oval Office, occasionally glancing at the pile of...
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Man Upset to Learn NSA Not Actually Listening Through His Phone
MONTANA - Dirk “Smith” who refused to give us his real last name, called into the newly founded Salty Cee headquarters to complain, “As no other news source will take me seriously, I hope you fellers could help a dude out!” Dirk then went on a 4...
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The Salty Cee responds to its first spam email…
This is what happens when people send us a spam email…
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
