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Pennsylvania replaces “Welcome” signs with something more honest…
“Welcome to Pennsylvania” is about to change since that welcome hasn’t been too friendly due to unprecedented road work across the state.
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Scientists discover time taken for secular song to be OK for Christians
Columbus, OH - 23 years, three months and 4 days. This is the exact amount of time scientists have determined needs to pass before a secular song can be used in the church for media, skits, interpretive dance, and/or badly sung by the senior...
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Apostle Peter blocked Paul on Social Media
Evidence has been uncovered that the Apostle Peter did not take kindly to the rebuke he received from the Apostle Paul and blocked him on social media.
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Trump UK visit: Protestors hold classic British ironic campaign
Trump UK visit 2018: President Trump finishes his UK visit today after meeting the Prime Minister Theresa May and the Queen. In celebration of the dry wit that the English are famous for, thousands of people turned out to hold a ironic protest...
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Thai Navy SEALs Called to Find Husband Lost in IKEA
On July 5th, Heather Reed and her husband, Randy visited the massive store to pick up a few things for the kitchen and den. Upon arrival Mrs. Reed helped her husband navigate through the furniture, past the area rugs and textiles, around the...
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Children’s Pastor Excited About New Security System
PACIFICA, CA. As the new year of Sunday school begins at Pacifica Community Assembly, the ultra-hip congregation in the suburbs of San Francisco, the preschool is full of exceptional children. Children’s Pastor Luke Wade said, “We are truly excited...
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Church Board Spends Entire Meeting Debating Which of Them is Most Humble
Casper, Wyoming - This morning at approximately 5 am Mountain Time, Pastor Larry Fuller emerged from his church, walked slowly to his 1995 Ford Taurus, opened the door, and caved to exhaustion falling promptly into his driver’s seat. Pastor Fuller...
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World Cup 2018: Abba to reform if England play France in the final
World Cup 2018: If England beat Croatia in their semi-final match today then they will play France in the final. This England vs France showdown has not seen since 1815 when Napoleon Bonaparte was finally defeated by British-led Allied army under...
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SCOTUS Pick: Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide
The battle over the President Trump's new Supreme Court nominee is hotting up. The Democrats claimed that any nominee that wasn't a Democrat would lead to a bias as democracy is all about Democrats having complete control of the system, as their...
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Rich Mullins CD at center of 20 year long custody battle
Two friends have been fighting between themselves for nearly two decades over a Rich Mullins CD Ramirez allegedly took from Smith.
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