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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
President Trump Space Force to be established
Trump Space Force was inspired by Star Wars, Star Trek, and Battlestar Galactica and will conduct warfare in space with lightsabers
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Local church closes for summer to find wayward sheep
Church summer attendance was so poor that one pastor decided to close his church and start a beach mission to find his wayward sheep.
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Archaeologist finds Early Church theological degrees
Archaeologist discovers in the qumran caves a millennia old hidden cache of theological degrees numbering in the thousands.
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Calvinists celebrate depravity on Fathers Day 2020
Calvinists celebrate Father’s Day 2020 by pointing out the depravity of their earthly fathers. The children gather round his bed and take turns listing all his sins.
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Father’s day to become more gender neutral
Fathers day is to become “Parent 2 day” to ensure it is more gender neutral and thus inclusive of the wider definition of “family”.
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World Cup teams employ acting coaches
World Cup teams have hired acting coaches to work with players on their falls, feigning severe injury, and dramatic crying to the referees.
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Facebook adds new “My Life Sucks” button to reflect the reality of its users.
Facebook has launched a new “My life sucks” button in order to be more authentic and in touch with the reality of its users lives.
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Domino’s uses pineapple pizzas to repair potholes
Dominos pothole repairs use stale pineapple topped pizza in a move that is both great marketing and a great use of pineapple topped pizza.
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GDPR compliance: God deletes all records of sin
People are using GDPR to request that God delete all records of their sins, particularly ‘Sensitive Personal Data’ they wouldn’t want others to know about.
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True Love at Church Camps To Really Make It This Year, Study Finds
A new study was released today stating that church camp relationships are set to increase by a total of 200% this summer.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
