Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Trump Kim Summit skin care product
Kim is a very attractive woman. I just like being in the same room with beautiful people. I totally support this Nu-clear skin line she’s promoting.
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International House of Prayer (IHOP) to change name to IHOb
Mike Bickle stated that the International House of Prayer (IHOP) would henceforth be called the International House of Bacon (IHob).
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Market in Fools rises on back of Trump NATO comments
The frustration has led to Trump proposing a new market in exporting jesters and fools to plug the trade deficit with NATO.
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English Teacher Fired over Oxford Comma
English Teacher Fired after Failing to Observe Brief Pause at the Oxford Comma
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Chick-fil-A publish new Sunday opening hours
Chick-fil-A restaurants have announced their new Sunday opening hours…
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Deeply Offended Missionary Family Leaves Negative Church Feedback on Yelp
A missionary family of 12 wrote scathing review of church whose freewill offering came up short.
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Ironman Rescues Youth Pastor
Ironman video saves youth pastor from actually having to use the Bible.
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War of 1812 blamed on Canada by Russian Fake News
The British have successfully made use of Russian fake news to blame to burning of the White House in the war of 1812 on Canada.
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Historic Cathedral Removes Stain Glass Windows
In a bold move, The Cathedral of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion in Seattle, Washington has elected to remove all stained glass windows that have inspired worshippers for centuries.
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Melania Trump found lost in IKEA
Melania Trump has been located lost in IKEA after being not seen by the public for 25 days. She had survived on a diet of Swedish meatballs and coffee.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
