Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Michigan State University to drop “Sparty” after statue protest
Mitchigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer ordered Michigan State University (MSU) to no longer use Spartans for its nickname and Sparty as its mascot.
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John Hagee releases 2020 apocalypse bingo!
Fear not fine reader, everyone’s favourite end time author, John Hagee, has released a special 2020 apocalyptic bingo card to keep track of the events!
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Lego to Produce New Religious Figure: Jan Hus
The Lego® Group recently announced its new fall season releases, including the Protestant martyr Jan Hus, due in time for Reformation Day.
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Christian cliché calms chaos: world transformed!
A Christian blogger has solved the calmed the chaos following the George Floyd riots with just one simple Christian cliché!
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Police investigate after Salty Cee editor sells 1000 Christian “comedy” books
Police are investigating after John Spencer, the editor of the Salty Cee, claimed to have sold more than 1,000 of his so called Christian “comedy” books.
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‘violent protest’ disappointing result after ‘mostly peaceful’ protest
A recent “violent” pro-statue demonstration in the UK achieved a disappointing outcome compared to the damage caused by the “largely peaceful” BLM protests.
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Archaeologists discover the real reason John beat Peter to the tomb
In John 20:4 we read that “the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first.” A recent discovery by archaeologists explains exactly how.
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Pastor’s preparation for church re-opening neglects one critical item…
With churches re-opening, pastors have been preparing thoroughly for the return of their flocks. However, 20% of pastors neglected one important item.
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Joel Osteen dons facemask: world plunged into darkness!
Joel Osteen donned a face mask today and immediately plunged the world into darkness when he covered up his glowing white teeth.
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Pastor warns: Pride month will be followed by a fall
June is “Pride month”, which this year clashed with Riot month, but that hasn’t stopped one pastor from taking the time to denounce it vehemently.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
