Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
In unprecedented move, Miami Dolphins draft mysterious Canadian QB, Tom Tebow
With the 5th overall pick of the 2020 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select, Tom Tebow, mysterious mustached Canadian Quarterback.
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Feminists vow to reject Coronavirus vaccine unless discovered by a woman
Leader of the UAF announced today their commitment to feminism during this time of the Coronavirus. “We will only accept a vaccine created by a woman”
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Pastor recommends injecting disinfectant to kill sin
This week President Trump mused about injecting disinfectant to kill COVID-19, but Pastor Jed Thomas was quick to realise the benefits for killing sin…
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Coronavirus sees unprecedented rise in the use of the word unprecedented!
The rise of the Coronavirus has been matched by an equivalent rise in the use of the word unprecedented by politicians, CEOs, news and satirical websites
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Lesser-known virus themed movie recommendations for lockdown
Our “experts” bring you a list of lesser-known virus themed movies to watch during Coronavirus lockdown.
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Liturgical Medical Face Masks Now on Sale
Christian themed face masks are being released in a variety of liturgical colors ready for the resumption of public church services.
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4000% rise in Nazarite vows taken during Coronavirus quarantine
Coronavirus quarantines have led to a transformation in the spiritual lives of those under lockdown as thousands undertake a Nazarite vow.
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Jesus Returns to Turn Five Rolls of Toilet Paper into 5,000
Jesus made his long awaited return to Earth, only to perform his most impressive miracle yet; turning five rolls of toilet paper in 5,000.
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Popular bacon face mask “not effective protection” against Coronavirus
A new kind of Coronavirus face mask has surged in popularity! The bacon face mask created by 64 year old Betty is cooking up a storm across America.
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Shock as Obama endorses Biden for president!
Obama endorses Biden for the U.S. Presidency and America is still reeling in shock: “We never expected him to choose Biden!”
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
