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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Yelp review of the Bethlehem Manger Inn
This shanty little place in Bethlehem was an answer to prayer given the influx of visitors but facilities were lacking and we had unexpected guests.
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“Bless the Hands that Made the Food” Prayers Launch Model’s Career
Sarah, who works the Sunday afternoon shift at Silver Pen Buffet, has had her life changed by the many “bless the hands that made this food” prayers.
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Greta Thunberg rebukes White Island Volcano
The White Island volcano eruption in New Zealand has seen Greta Thunberg charter a sailboat to travel there to face down this pollutant.
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Wise men located Jesus using book by prophet Hal Lindsey
The Magi were able to locate the manger of Christ Jesus by following a cosmological text largely plagiarized from the works of American author Hal Lindsey!
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Santa calls it quits after contractual disagreement
Santa Claus quit his job today citing breach of contract. He was heard to shout, “I can’t be expected to work under these conditions!” before storming off.
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Homeless Anticipate Yam Season again
Over the coming weeks, food drives will receive their annual glut of canned yams and, reportedly, excitement is building among homeless populations.
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Student self-identifies as illegal immigrant
Freshman political science Major Justine Case announced via Twitter how she self-identifies as an illegal immigrant despite the hostile environment.
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Democrats Back Women’s Right to Choose up to 90th Trimester
As the Democratic Presidential race hots up, each tries to outbid each other on the limit to abortion to secure more votes.
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Churches offer Black Sunday deals on tithing, communion and baptism!
Churches have seized the popularity of the Black Friday deals by creating their very own Black Sunday deals to lure people into their services.
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Lord’s Prayer Gets a (Much Needed) Update
Bible translators have produced a more culturally relevant and adaptation of Jesus’ “antiquated” Lord’s Prayer.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
