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Plain Milk to be renamed Caucasian Milk
President Trump issued his most progressive order against racism: plain (white) milk must now be referred to as “Caucasian milk”
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Jon Crist cancels remaining tour due to poor joke allegations
Popular Christian comedian Jon Crist has cancelled his latest tour due to reports that he engaged in multiple instances of telling poor jokes.
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UK Brexit: Queen to pardon Guy Fawkes
The Queen issued a posthumous pardon to Guy Fawkes as he could have stopped this whole Brexit mess before it had even got started.
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Church with Full Children’s Ministry Volunteer Roster Suspected of Witchcraft
A group of Ohio churches contend the Millers Bible church’s children’s ministry cannot have adequately staffed its Sunday classrooms by any natural means.
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Churches remember The Fall by making clocks go back
A number of churches across the US have begun remembering The Fall by making their clocks go back by an hour this weekend.
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Communion of saints sue church for discrimination
Today, November 1st, the communion of Saints has issued legal proceedings against the Protestant church for discrimination.
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Ultimate halloween evangelism techniques…honest!
As any faithful Christian knows, holidays can be used to evangelize and none more so than Halloween. We give you 3 tried and tested Halloween evangelism techniques!
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Church plans non-Halloween party on Halloween
A church is throwing a non-Halloween party on Halloween, with Halloween like activities but obviously they’re not really celebrating Halloween.
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Gary Chapman Trapped in Love Languages Book Idea Fugue State
Dr Gary Chapman has been unable to utter any words other than potential book titles for his wildly successful series, “The 5 Love Languages.”
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Twitter theological arguments: pre-booking now essential
With the 1000% increase in the number of Twitter theological arguments raging, Twitter has unveiled a new feature to ensure arguments get heard.
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The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
