Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Bass player shocks congregation with solo
What started as a normal time of worship soon plunged into chaos after the bass player, Nameless Long-hair, broke into a 5 minute solo.
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Church compromises all doctrines in order to get more likes on Facebook
The new church denomination has compromised on all of its doctrines in order to get more likes on Facebook.
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Megachurch Pastor Tells all Three Services They’re his Favorite, but Word Gets Out
“You are the closest to God and dearest to my heart.” said Pastor Fulsome to each of his services in a bid to gain more donations.
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Salty Cee writers pass the Turing Test!
Yes it’s true, we writers at the Salty Cee have passed our Turing tests and conned you readers into thinking that we are real people.
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New law: white stick required for mobile phone users
Philadelphia’s mayor Jim Kenney had just passed a law requiring all those walking while on mobile phones to use a white stick.
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HBO Reboots Children’s and Family Classics As Adult Fare
HBO says, “These beloved, iconic TV shows from our childhood are ripe for updating for a more mature audience, consistent with 21st century mores.”
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Meteorologists shocked as Autumn starts a month early!
Meteorologists were shocked to discover that Autumn (or Fall for our American readers) has begun over a month early. But what is the real reason why?
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Marty Sampson: My songs are as shallow as my faith
Marty Sampson Hillsong worship leader and song writer has confessed the real reason behind the lack of depth in his songs…
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Church condemns domestic violence in 2050
2050-Today marked the day when all mainstream, fringe and non-denominational churches signed a document agreeing to condemn domestic violence.
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Original sin blamed on Trump
After the recent mass shootings at Dayton and El Paso, people were quick to blame them on President Trump. Whilst the president preferred to blame computer games and other preferred to blame mental health, theologians have been pulling their hair...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
