Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Pastor gives real reason for Europe heatwave 2019
The Europe heatwave 2019 continues to wreak havoc from France to Italy. But the real question is why? And don’t say it’s climate!
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Dominican Republic deaths: Family texts while driving about dangers
Ross and Katie Martin work on opposite ends of their metropolitan area. As they both drove home from work yesterday, they maximized their time and productivity by texting one another about their worries over their upcoming family vacation in the...
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2020 democratic candidates tax return shock
Half of the 2020 democratic candidates have publicly released their tax returns but one of them shows they aren’t serious about their policies…
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Church of the Spitting Saints causes controversy
The Church of the Spitting Saints controversial approach to healing is causing upset. “Jesus used saliva and so should we,” says Pastor Phil Lem.
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Mentally scarred by meetings? You may be entitled to compensation
Have you had to sit through a staff meeting that could’ve been replaced by a simple email? We at “Cee Your In Court” solicitors will fight for you!
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Redneck Shoots Bottle Rocket Out of Butt For The Lord
Redneck Randy Wilson’s mama is quoted as being “happier than a pig in slop that all those summers of VBS finally paid off.”
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Man on sofa says more should be done
“I can’t believe that the government doesn’t do more!” vents Bob Simmons from his sofa as he watches the news, “I mean look at all those homeless people!”
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hr5 equality act to share women’s hard-won benefits with men
The House of Representatives passed the hr5 equality act last week with unanimous support from Democrats. Well unanimous after the mob showed Illinois Rep. Dan Lipinski the errors of his non-woke ways. This bill amends the Civil Rights Act of 1964...
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Atheist denies God but believes in aliens
Faith in God is is blind, whereas faith that aliens we’ve never seen created us is the only logical conclusion
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New Revised Trump Version of the Bible Announced
Three Evangelical leaders announced at a joint press conference at Liberty University they are publishing a new Bible called the Revised Trump Version.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
