Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
VBS Scavenger Hunt: missing volunteers found wandering in a daze
A Kansas church Vacation Bible School ran a scavenger hunt with a difference this year: Find the missing VBS volunteers.
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Feminists slam French for their foundationally sexist language
“Assigning masculine or feminine status to words is blatant institutionalised sexism,” Ms Smith shouted at our reporter.
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Disney Georgia boycott sees stocks plunge
The Disney Georgia boycott and its support for abortion will directly reduce its future target market of children, financial analysts stated.
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Man without faith convinced prayer does not work
Luke Warm from Kentucky is convinced prayer doesn’t work.
“It started seeing my parents praying over the food but mum’s fish pie always tasted disgusting,”
The Salty Cee celebrates 1st birthday as Billy no mates
Yes it’s true! Somehow we at the Salty Cee managed to scrape together enough content to disappoint readers for a whole year.
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Germany removes anti-Semitism with this one quick trick
With anti-semitism on the rise in Germany Dr Felix Klein, the government’s anti-Semitism commissioner, has come up with one quick trick to eradicate it.
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Front row seats sue church for discrimination
“This is plain discrimination against these front row seats which were created equal in the sight of God,” stated their lawyer Jordan McKeeley
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New lights and road to prevent Everest traffic jam
The Mount Everest traffic jam means climbers spend up to 12 hrs in the “death zone” which has led to half of the Everest deaths this climbing season.
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Shock as Christian offers to pray and then follows through
The Christian world is still reeling after hearing about a Christian who a offered to pray for someone and then actually did it.
“I was shocked. In all my years as a pastor I’ve never heard of such a thing.”
James MacDonald finds hitman loophole in 6th commandment
James McDonald, pastor and Harvest Bible Chapel founder, has found a loophole in the sixth commandment: thou shalt not murder.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
