Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Kamala Harris U-turn: now fights for rights of girl babies
In a shocking U-turn, Kamala Harris tweeted yesterday her support for girls in the womb.
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Voting Tips for Antisocial Citizens
A guide for antisocial citizens who want to vote and avoid the creepy poll workers.
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Babylon Bee Submissions: Your handy guide
If you’d like to send an article submission to The Babylon Bee, you could try their Babylon Bee submissions page but it returns a 404 error.
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UK united behind Brexit after Eurovision result
No, not the Brexit from the EU but the Brexit from the Eurovision song contest.
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Christians hope rapture not as disappointing a GOT season 8 finale
The Game of Thrones Season 8 finale aired on HBO last night and fans were as disappointed as God in Genesis 6:6.
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cis-women celebrate transgender sport domination
“We can’t believe how bigotted we were about transgender athletes competing in women’s sports – their domination is a testiment to their hard work.”
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Grumpy cat dies – no thanks to you
Grumpy cat, the internet sensation, who inspired Calvinists everywhere died aged 7 earlier this week of a urinary tract infection.
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Dawkins blames health and safety for societal decay
Richard Dawkins now claims society would be better without religion AND health and safety.
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Pastor copies Bill Nye F-bomb to win converts
“Bill Nye’s F-bomb changed people’s minds about climate, why not about Christ?”
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Remote tribe glad to be wearing suits
A remote tribe in Morocco claimed they grateful for being told by western missionaries that they now have to wear suits or skirts.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
