Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Worship leader finds the fabled fourth chord
“I was cycling through the holy trinity of worship chords: G, C and D, when my hand slipped. It wasn’t repetitive strain injury but divine intervention.”
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Notre Dame Cathedral Fire: woke response guide
With the Notre Dame Cathedral fire gutting its spire, the Salty Cee shows you who to blame and what virtue signalling you should be involved in today.
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New range of biblical clothing launched
After the success of the “What Would Jesus Protest” bracelets Lifeway have released clothing based on bible verses starting with “As the deer pants”
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Dear Crass: dealing with a problem church member
Dear Crass,
How would you deal with a member of your church, a real “problem child” shall we say?
First complete recording of ‘black hole’ sermon made!
The first complete recording of one of Pastor Bob Jones’ long “black hole” sermons was made yesterday.
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First black hole image looks like “blank screen”
At a cost of more $50m and involving more than 200 scientists over 2 years the first ever image of black hole led to disappointment.
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Chicago demands refund after watching Jussie Smollet’s latest play
Chicago Mayor, Rahm Emanuel, demands refund after attending Jussie Smollet’s latest play “white privilege” performed in a courthouse.
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Salty Cee editor on holiday: please write own article
Look, why are you here? I told you that the editor (that's me referring to myself in the third person) was away on holiday so you need to write your own article. So there isn't going to be anything here worth your time reading. So stop reading this...
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Democrats running for president: everyone else declares intention
Democrats running for president: After Tim Ryan became the 16th to declare, the remaining 30 democrats have also thrown their hats in…
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Inappropriate Sunday school ‘theological’ movies
Are you having trouble planning activities for your Sunday school? Are you out of ideas and having to resort to merely playing a movie like any highly qualified substitute teacher would do? Thankfully, the global Sunday school committee has...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
