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Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Political Christians horrified to discover the book of Daniel
“This whole ‘book of Daniel’ implies that we should put God before our political party and so must clearly be non-canonical.”
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Kevin Hart not perverted enough to present Oscars
Hollywood who prides itself on its diversity and harbouring sexual predators was shocked to discover that Kevin Hart wasn't another pervert. Benjamin Lee spent hours scrolling through 10 years worth of Kevin's tweets to find that he just didn't...
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Dear Crass: Should we really be mocking Christians like Benny Hinn?
Dear Crass, I see a lot of people calling out Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyer, Rachel Held Evans, and the list goes on. I don’t get it. Shouldn’t we love these people? Do we really need to call them out as heretics on Social Media? Shouldn’t we pray for...
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New Holiday Started to Garner More Diversity in December
As everyone knows, December is chocked full of holidays representing various religious groups and celebrations. Whether you are like us here as the Salty Cee who celebrate Christmas as the birth of Christ, or if you’re like our friends over at...
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George HW Bush Funeral: Trump faces Apostles Creed Catch 22
It’s a tricky thing to know what to do when faced with the Apostle’s Creed, especially when it’s at something as important as the George HW Bush funeral, the 41st president. I mean the Creed is pretty in-your-face stuff, saying how you believe in...
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The Salty Cee Tribute to the Kindness Ninja
Most Ninjas Can’t Be Seen, but We’re Glad We Could See the Kindness Ninja We at the Cee are trying to cope with the loss of one of our most beloved tweeps: @DonnaGeee aka the Kindness Ninja. As you know we Cee writers met on Twitter where most of...
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Fishers of Men Dating App Unveils Holiday Boyfriend Plan
Fishers of Men: Men are not allowed to fish or possess a rod, net, or spear gun on the new dating app; they must simply hope to be reeled in
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Tumblr flags all its images as NSFW “just to be sure”
Tumblr’s chief executive, Jeff D’Onofrio, commented, “We realised that our site really is a cesspit of filth and we need to wash our mouths out with soap.”
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Joel Osteen’s Freshly Polished Teeth Glow Mistaken for Shekinah Glory
Pastor Osteen smiled and a blinding white light shone forth from his polished teeth and I felt this inner peace, it was “The Favor”
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George HW Bush dies: CNN announces 24 hour ceasefire on criticising republicans
Former US president George HW Bush has died at age 94. Out of respect, CNN has announced a 24-hour ceasefire on criticising Republicans. A spokesman had this to say, "For years we have criticised Republicans including the 41st president, but after...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
