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Mt Carmel showdown for town’s church hoppers
One of the most frustrating things for a pastor are the church hoppers. They check out your church, maybe for the worship, preaching or playground size and attend for a while but then maybe the pastor asked them to, shock horror, serve. Or maybe...
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Elijah holds key to world’s missing hair ties and socks!
Long has it been a mystery to every woman on the face of the earth: Where do all the missing hair ties go? And for men: Where do all the odd socks go? I mean they can't just disappear, can they? Well maybe they can... We know that Enoch was simply...
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Atheists Furious Jesus included in Christmas Story
“This simply is not good enough,” commented a humanist spokesman, “anyone would think that this Winter Festival is about Christianity!
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100 Things You Can Enjoy As A Christian…and Why
In a world so full of negativity and doom and gloom, we here at the Salty Cee have taken it upon ourselves to list the Top 100 things you can enjoy as a Christian.
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Pope Bestows Sainthood on Stan Lee
St. Stan Lee will become the patron saint of superheroes. Nightcrawler for one is head over heels over the news.
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Lit worship songs result in third degree burns
What started off as the usual Friday night youth worship event at the Real Agape Warehouse playing some lit worship songs ended up with a scene from a disaster movie. "The band and I were rocking some great tunes," explained guitarist Jamie 'Jed'...
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Salty Cee Staff Holds Historic Vote on Whether or Not to Vote
In a narrow-margin vote taken among the staff of writers at the Salty Cee, the decision was made to not report on anything that even remotely pertains to voting and elections. In the current political climate within the Divided States of America,...
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Congregation Confused After Singing Song a Second Time
The congregation of Radiant Heart Depot in Jefferson City, Missouri were clearly confused last Sunday when they sang a song that seemed vaguely familiar. “I can’t quite place it, but I’m certain I’ve heard this song before,” worshiper Liam Conover...
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Offering plate used by disciples in Acts 2 discovered
According to scholars familiar with the early church’s ministry, the offering plate helped fund a luxury boat to help them share the Gospel.
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Dear Crass: Tambourines in Church
Dear Crass, Normally, I don’t like to air out church problems or grievances I have with a brother or sister in Christ. Instead, I try to do the Biblical thing and go to them privately, one-on-one, and if they refuse to listen, I try to grab two or...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
