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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
99% of people will just scroll past this article
Yes, it’s true! 99% of Christians will just scroll on past this article and carry on with their lives as if nothing happened here.
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No deaths attributable Brett Kavanaugh Syndrome (BTS)…yet!
It's been three weeks since Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was sworn in. But frustratingly no deaths have been attributable to him...yet. After bitterly protesting for weeks and angrily predicting that Justice Kavanaugh’s appointment would...
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Dear Crass: Pastor appreciation month
Dear Crass, October is Pastor Appreciation month, and I’m not sure if our church is doing anything for Pastor Tim. What do I do? How can I motivate the entire congregation to show our pastor how much we appreciate his hard work, his devotion to...
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Pastors Bless Planned Parenthood for Supporting Psalm 137
Columbus, Ohio: The Religious Coalition for Reproductive Choice is planning a blessing of the Planned Parenthood abortion center on the evening of November 9. The event is called Holy Ground: Blessing the Sacred Space of Decision and is in...
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Megyn Kelly Discovers Why Trump Paints Himself Orange
Megyn Kelly said: “I mean Jesus was white but he didn’t get in trouble for wearing skin tone so he looked like a Middle Easterner.”
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Latest Conspiracy Theory: Elvis never existed (was really 5 different people)
Elvis was in fact “the Elvis Conglomerate”: a mash-up of 5 different individuals named Clarence, Wilkins, Felix, Jedidiah, and Slim.
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Museum of the Bible: Dead Sea Scrolls Signed KJV is Fake
The Museum of the Bible in Washington, DC says its most valuable artifact — a signed copy of the KJV thought to be part of the historic Dead Sea Scrolls — is fake and will not be displayed anymore.
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Laying on of tongues short-lived
“All we really wanted to do was bless people,” said Chrissy Fullhug from nearby Finger, Tennessee. “We simply got our doctrines mixed up.”
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Indonesia: Worship leader forbidden from playing “Fierce”
Singing the worship song Fierce with the lyric “like a tidal wave rushing over me” was felt to be just plain insensitive.
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Doctors Confirm Man had Kidney Stones, Not Demons
His wife claimed healing and tried to cast out the demons, but lucky for Frank his 14 year old daughter also called 911 “just in case it isn’t demons.”
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Where even the worst satire floats 
