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Modern worship band humbled after trying to sing 90s worship song
Upcoming worship band "I'm over Hymn" are known for their new breed of worship songs that appeal to the younger generation. However, they have been vocal with their criticism of the worship songs and hymns of yesteryear: "They just don't resonate...
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Church Board Disciplines Youth Pastor After Single Complaint
Church of the Cross in Laurel Mississippi has disciplined one of its staff members after a woman interrupted the meeting to complain about the youth pastor’s leadership. The church member, who asked to remain anonymous, claimed the youth pastor had...
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Justin Trudeau ushers in more inclusive world for all peoplekind
The world will become a more inclusive place by changing insensitive words like “mankind” to “peoplekind”
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Miracle at the Mall!
Prayer of Jabez sees woman gain first spot in Macy’s parking lot”
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New Test Determines Accuracy & Relevancy of Scriptures
Exciting theological news from Dallas Divinity School, a test to help academics and even non-academics determine whether a passage of Scripture is God-breathed and/or applicable to today’s culture.
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Pastor Surprised by Inside Joke
Tulsa, Oklahoma – In the television series, “The Office", Steve Carell’s Michael Scott once said, “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be part of one someday.” Nobody knew that better than Pastor Lee Fredericks of Faith Assembly of God in Tulsa. That...
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Cholera Statue under Protest
Charlottesville, VA: Infectious disease physician Louie Lime is on a controversial mission. Throughout the South stand relics of a bygone era, monuments and memorials dedicated to now vanquished diseases. He wants to tear them down. “They belong in...
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Charlottesville: Protesters peacefully insult police
Yesterday more than two hundred students and left-wing activists gathered in Charlottesville to mark the anniversary of last year's white nationalist gathering which was protesting against the city's plan to remove the statue of Robert E. Lee. The...
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The Salty Cee responds to its first begging email
Well, it was only a matter of time before someone would mistake our facebook page for a ministry and send us emails asking for us to "partner with them". And so it came to pass that we received the following message: And he goes into detail about...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
