Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Pope Francis declares CCM Radio to be Purgatory
After a recent tour of the United States, Pope Francis issued a Great Papal Bull. Sources say that after the Pontiff had to endure one hour of Contemporary Christian Music, he immediately determined that listening to CCM shall be deemed as...
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Studies show youth group students know more Star Wars characters than books of the Bible
As a Bible study involving young people was underway at the Third Baptist Church of Springfield, the youth pastor was appalled at the biblical illiteracy of his students. He asked an innocent question that he never would have guessed would have...
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World Cup 2018: England in trauma therapy after winning quarter final
Much to the surprise of England and their football (soccer for our American readers) team, they won last night’s Russian World Cup 2018 quarter final against Sweden 2-0. England is renowned for inventing sports, such as football, rugby and cricket...
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To Cee or not to Cee that is the question
Following the cease and desist order we received from you know who, the Cee quickly ran a “new name competition” to spare us pretty writers from jail.
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Christian satirical news website seeks new name after cease and desist order
The irony of a satirical website objecting to being satirised was something we would have laughed at had their lawyers not given us that evil stare.
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Bible Translators: Carpet Color Is Crucial
A group of multinational Bible translators recently discovered a fragment of a biblical manuscript that may shed new light on an age old point of theological contention: carpet color.
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Scarlett Johansson faces backlash over controversial new role
Scarlett Johansson has caused controversy with minority groups again after being cast as a paraplegic in her latest film “The Paraplegic Parallel”.
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Local church struggles to raise remaining 300k of 2 million dollar pledge to a remote village in India.
Huntington, WV - A 2 million dollar pledge is the response of a pastor after an urge to help the small village of Kerala in India. Questioned thoroughly by the board members thinking he might’ve actually heard Kerala, the pastor interjected,...
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Family Chooses Church Based Solely on Playground Size
What is the best church near me? It’s the struggle that each family of believers deals with. The same obstacle was standing in the way of the Smith family as they began church shopping because their former church used the Bible way too much and...
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Independence Day: America closes borders to English
INDEPENDENCE DAY 2018: President Trump celebrated the 242nd independence day this 4th July by closing America’s borders to people and goods.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
