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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
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Was Ray Stevens a Prophet? Pascagoula thinks so.
While the Ray Stevens 1984 song, “Mississippi Squirrel Revival,” may be entertaining, locals are now saying there may have been something to those lyrics.
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Trump pardons himself after belching
The media is questioning the legality of Trump pardoning himself after belching at a Gala dinner.
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The Bachelorette finds success after name change
Becca Kufrin may be lighting up The Bachelorette but the real success is all in the name of the show.
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Supreme Court Rules in favour of Cake counter-suit
Yesterday the Supreme Court issued a ruling in favour of cakes in the counter-suit Cakes v. Masterpiece Cakeshop and Colorado Civil Rights Commission.
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Bishop Curry mistakenly preaches from pop song instead of Bible
Despite Bishop Curry beginning with a quote from Dr Martin Luther King it became clear that his text was not actually from the Bible but from two pop songs.
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Creflo Dollar Sues U.S. Government over Currency Naming Rights
Creflo Dollar claims that the Federal Reserve Bank is guilty of defamation of character through the decreasing value of the dollar bill.
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Salty Cee silently judging those who are reading this article
The Salty Cee isn’t writing a satirical post today as it’s Sunday – the day of rest – and is judging everyone else who is working.
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New Church Encourages Vaping to Mimic Glory Cloud
NEW CHURCH ENCOURAGES VAPING A startup church in Hoboken, New Jersey, is encouraging its members and visitors to vape during its Sunday worship service.
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Samson’s feats tainted with banned sweets
Philistine sports officials said Tuesday they had started a criminal investigation into Israelite brawler Samson amid accusations of the banned substance honey.
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Samantha Bee blames Ambien for Ivanka Trump insult
Samantha Bee blames Ambien for Ivanka Trump. Sources indicate she meant to say “feckless Nazi”
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
