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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Starbucks R&D announce 10 new coffees for these uncertain times!
Starbucks R&D has used the COVID shutdown to develop 10 new coffees for these uncertain times. Including Sleepless in Seattle, Karen’s Choice, and Pumpkin Spice 2020.
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NFL 2020 SEASON: COVID measures explained!
Want to know What the NFL 2020 season COVID plan is? We can exclusively reveal all the social distancing, sanitising and other measures here!
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Country Music fans targeted by Chris Tomlin virus!
With attentions focussed on the COVID virus, little notice has been given to the ‘surprise’ Chris Tomlin virus that has recently infected Country Music.
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Taco Bell cuts menu to halt Mexican cultural appropriation
Taco Bell cuts menu again to make it a “faster and more seamless restaurant experience” and it even more environmental friendly and cultural sensitive!
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Recent Bible School Graduate Shocked to Still be Single
Recent Bible School graduate, Austin Millbarge, is shocked to find that he’s still single 4 months after graduating from New Hope Bible College.
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NBA replaces names on Jerseys with social justice causes
The NBA have taken a stand to change the world by its replacing player names with social justice causes and it’s not a blatant cash grab. Honest.
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John MacArthur solves the parable of the wheat and the tares conundrum!
In the parable of the wheat and the tares (or the parable of the wheat and the weeds for those who have no idea what tares are and get them confused with tears) in Matthew 13:24-30, Jesus tells us about how the church will contain true Christians...
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The Dress from “what color is this dress” demands to be known by its content of character
For too long the debate of “what color is this dress” has failed to actually ask what color the dress itself identifies as.
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Washington Redskins changes name again to be even more sensitive!
The Washington Redskins recently retired the Redskins name and logo after increasing pressure from Native Americans and sponsors who criticized the name as racist. The franchise decided call itself the "Washington Football Team" throughout the...
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Hal Lindsey 2020 prophecies revealed!
Feeling envious of the “successful” John Hagee 2020 predictions, Hal Lindsey has also released his list regarding the future of 2020! We at the Cee ask that you consider Mr. Lindsey’s predictions carefully like the Wise Men did 2000 years ago. We...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
