UK heatwave: police called after multiple sightings of pale hairy things
UK heatwave: After the initial shock that the British summer time actually contained sun, Brits were startled by the sight of pale hairy things.
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Depression cured if you’re a Christian!
“I just don’t understand how someone could be a Christian and suffer from depression at the same time,” said megachurch pastor Les Cluze
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Low Court Decides Fate of Hitchhiking in Frivolous Case
Hitchhiking lawsuit shows just how racist the phrase “green thumb” is.
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Triumph for dad in “got your nose” game
Dad John Baker has all those cool dad moves with dad jokes “Hi hungry, I’m dad!”, and of course the classic dad game “I’ve got your nose.”
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Breaking News: President Trump insulted someone!
The nation is shocked after hearing that President Trump called someone a bad name with the intent of hurting someone’s feelings!
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Local Man’s DNA Test Reveals He’s 3% Nephilim
“Well this explains a lot,” said local resident Harvey Clanton after a DNA test showed that he was 3% Nephilim.
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Man meets Jesus in Baptismal tragedy
“In the baptism, I held him under, what felt like an eternity but was in reality probably only two minutes.”
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Masked ANTIFA demonstrators inspired by Moses
Another day another ANTIFA demonstration. But why do they feel the need to wear masks?
Our correspondent risked his life by asking them the reason.
Feminists thank BBC for fiddling its salary figures
Feminists are delighted that the BBC has fiddled its salary reporting so that more women appear in the top 10 of its highest earners.
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Halle Berry to play baby Princess Ariel in Disney’s The Little Mermaid
On Wednesday it was announced that Halle Berry will play Princess Ariel in Disney’s live action version of The Little Mermaid. However, the world was more excited to hear that Halle, aged 52, will not play the young princess Ariel (who was aged...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
