Disney Georgia boycott sees stocks plunge
The Disney Georgia boycott and its support for abortion will directly reduce its future target market of children, financial analysts stated.
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The Salty Cee celebrates 1st birthday as Billy no mates
Yes it’s true! Somehow we at the Salty Cee managed to scrape together enough content to disappoint readers for a whole year.
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Germany removes anti-Semitism with this one quick trick
With anti-semitism on the rise in Germany Dr Felix Klein, the government’s anti-Semitism commissioner, has come up with one quick trick to eradicate it.
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New lights and road to prevent Everest traffic jam
The Mount Everest traffic jam means climbers spend up to 12 hrs in the “death zone” which has led to half of the Everest deaths this climbing season.
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Kamala Harris U-turn: now fights for rights of girl babies
In a shocking U-turn, Kamala Harris tweeted yesterday her support for girls in the womb.
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Voting Tips for Antisocial Citizens
A guide for antisocial citizens who want to vote and avoid the creepy poll workers.
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Babylon Bee Submissions: Your handy guide
If you’d like to send an article submission to The Babylon Bee, you could try their Babylon Bee submissions page but it returns a 404 error.
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UK united behind Brexit after Eurovision result
No, not the Brexit from the EU but the Brexit from the Eurovision song contest.
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cis-women celebrate transgender sport domination
“We can’t believe how bigotted we were about transgender athletes competing in women’s sports – their domination is a testiment to their hard work.”
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Grumpy cat dies – no thanks to you
Grumpy cat, the internet sensation, who inspired Calvinists everywhere died aged 7 earlier this week of a urinary tract infection.
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Where even the worst satire floats 
