Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Big Foot spotted on Mother’s Day!
Local residents of Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky (it’s a real town, honest!) reported seeing a creature that looked like Big Foot walking down their streets.
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Man Showers 4 Days In A Row During Quarantine – Contacted By Nobel Committee
“I knew that showering four days in a row in these conditions was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done, but a Nobel prize?”
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Think 2020 couldn’t get worse? Stephenie Meyers announces new Twilight book.
It’s true, author Stephenie Meyers announced she was going to finally release Midnight Sun, the next book in the Twilight saga in 2020. What could be worse?
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CEO shocks customers with honest COVID-19 email
With all the emails from CEOs telling you how their company is responding to the COVID-19 crisis, one CEO decided to tell the truth with shocking results.
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America relieved to hear non-Coronavirus news being reported
For too long news has been dominated by the Coronavirus. So Americans were delighted when something other than the Coronavirus was reported.
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Study Reveals Cannibals Prefer Protestants
A comprehensive meta-study of cannibal feasts featuring Christian missionaries as the main course definitively shows that “Cannibals prefer Protestants.”
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Governor Cuomo goes kosher!
In a surprise move New York, Governor Cuomo has signed part of the ancient Hebrew code into law which mandates New Yorkers to wear masks in public.
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Who is this new superhero in town? By Lois Lane
Ever since the Coronavirus pandemic hit the city, hometown hero Superman is nowhere to be found.
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North Korea thanks American well wishers!
Kim Jong Un’s sister thanked Americans for sharing this meme showing their beloved leader so well. “He is recovering well and is definitely not dead.”
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BREAKING NEWS: COVID-19 Spread by TV Preachers!
After monitoring since Kenneth Copeland blew the ‘wind of God”, the CDC believes that COIVD-19 is spread through the hot air of certain televangelists.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
