Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Coronavirus edition of Guess Who board game released!
Hasbro has capitalised on the COVID-19 pandemic to make a profit by releasing a Coronavirus edition to their classic Guess Who board game.
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Liberal Christians celebrate the meaninglessness of the cross this Easter
Liberal Christians took to Twitter to celebrate the meaningless act of state violence that caused the death of Jesus and the lack of hope for our salvation.
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Christmas and Easter visitors surprised to get back row seats this Easter
People who just visit Churches on Christmas and Easter were surprised by how much better the service was this Easter 2020 during the Coronavirus lockdown.
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Astronaut arrested for violating stay at home order
Astronaut Frank Lee Spacey was arrested for violating the Covid-19 stay-at-home orders after being caught taking a space-walk outside of the ISS.
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Reformed Christians praise God for sending the Coronavirus
Take heart and be encouraged Christians, because God’s sovereignty means that He sent the Coronavirus to us and not Satan.
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Weight Watchers new flatten the curve diet proves to be a winner
Weight Watchers has introduced a flatten the curve diet to reduce waistlines and stress on the overburdened Coronavirus hit health sector.
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Revealed: Worship leader cunning plan for Coronavirus free church worship
With church gatherings limited to no more than ten people to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus, one worship leader has come up with a novel solution.
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Easter bonnets to be replaced with Easter face masks
Paris Fashion Week took a Coronavirus theme to its spring collection this year with the traditional Easter bonnets now consider to be so pre-COVID-19.
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CDC suggests suspending all respiratory activity to tackle Coronavirus
The director of the Center for Disease Control has issued a last-ditch effort, to flatten the curve of the spreading Coronavirus…
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Christian forgets to post about Lent social media fast
Like many Christians, Alice, gave up social media for Lent. But she forgot to post about it on social media. Now how will she let people know?
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
