Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Mormons land on the moon!
A group of Mormon astronauts has recently landed on both the light and dark sides of the moon using a hand-made craft and rocket fuel from Kolob.
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CDC to release Corona Virus app soon!
The CDC is working on a new app called The Coronavirus Updater. Get an hour by hour body count, and the current odds of you contracting the virus!
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Dick and Janey discuss: equal rights for lefties in baseball
Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be discussing the Major League Baseball discrimination lawsuit from left-handed players.
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Friends reunion 2020: Just why is friends so popular?
HBO confirmed that there would be a friends reunion 2020 special to be aired on its HBO max streaming service. But why are they still so popular?
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Red letter bible to be replaced by less threatening pink letter version
“The red letter bible is just too authoritative for millennials, that’s why we’ve released the emotionally attuned pink letter bible instead!”
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Pastor’s kids seek reparations for being used as sermon illustrations
More than 1,000 pastor’s kids have launched a class action lawsuit against their dads as reparations for the trauma suffered.
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Dick and Janey discuss: Righteous Punishment for the Houston Astros
Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be discussing the appropriate punishment for the Houston Astros sign stealing scandal.
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90% of Brits didn’t take Storm Dennis seriously because of the name
Apparently, 90% of Brits were caught unprepared for Storm Dennis because the name Dennis just didn’t seem all that threatening…
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Evangelicals slam The Broom Challenge as witchcraft!
The broom challenge, where you have to make a broom stand on its bristles, has gone viral and evangelicals have been quick to condemn it as witchcraft.
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Valentines Day: Retailers shocked by sudden spike in male shoppers
Retailer’s reported a massive spike in the number of male shoppers which started late last night before Valentine’s Day and has continued this morning.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
