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Arkansas sets record for completing census: you’ll never guess why!
The US Census Bureau reported today that they have already completed the census in Arkansas, a mere 2 days after starting the once-in-a-decade head count.
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Military to use viewing impeachment trial as interrogation technique
Viewers of the impeachment trial may be comatose but the military has seen its potential as one of its “enhanced interrogation techniques”…
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Poor person inspired by pastor’s luxury vacation sermon
Dear Pastor Goldleaf, I felt particularly inspired by your sermon this past Sunday and felt compelled to write you about it. I have been meaning to speak with you instead of corresponding via e-mail but, as busy as we are all these days, e-mail...
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QEII Renames Prince Harry an Unpronounceable Symbol
Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth has decided on Prince Harry’s final punishment for his stated desire to abandon the monarchy.
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Vegan Catholic refuses to eat the body of Christ during communion
“How can the Catholic church claim to be stewarding creation if they still cling to meat-eating during communion?” says Aloe Vera a devout vegan Catholic.
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New Evidence Suggests Israel Led into Battle by Handbell Choir
A single white, fuzzy glove preserved in tar on the plains of Moab suggests the Israelite armies were led into battle by a small handbell choir..
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Real Ricky Gervais found! Doppelganger hosted Golden Globe Awards!
Today, the real Ricky Gervais was found tied and gagged to a radiator in an English country house after an anonymous tip off. The host of the golden globes was not him!
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Duke and Duchess of Sussex to step back from everything except privilege
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced on Friday that they would step back from their role senior royals to carve out a “progressive new role”. Details of this progressive role have been revealed to involve keeping their royal titles, their grace...
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Catholic church adds rotas to list of sacraments
In his Sunday address to Catholics around the world, the Pope announced an eighth holy sacrament: rotas. Traditionally, the Holy Catholic Church has recognised seven sacraments instituted by Christ that provide a special measure of grace to...
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Chicago issues health & safety guide
In light of the continuous spate of gun violence, the city of Chicago is releasing their health and safety guide to staying safe (aka how not to get shot).
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