Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
A new 7 Habits book for church leaders launched!
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Religious Orders’ is an unprecedented guide to success through religious clothing.
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Brexit: UK politicians admit they have no idea what they want
After three and a half years since beginning the Brexit process, British MPs finally admit that they have no idea what they want.
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Celebrity Courageously Voices Leftist Opinion
At the recent Grammys, singer Jennifer Aiden shocked fans by finishing her acceptance speech with a progressive rant about a particular issue.
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New 5D ultrasound shows if Jesus lives in your heart
The technology behind ultrasounds has taken a massive leap forward with the all new 5D ultrasound which can even show whether Jesus lives in your heart.
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Snopes fact-checking site on Snopes launched
A new fact checking website, Dopes.com, has emerged in order to effectively fight fake news on the fact checking website Snopes.
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Pope stuck in lift: experiences purgatory
Pope stuck in lift: experiences purgatory for 25 minutes before freed by the prayers of the righteous.
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5-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Impersonating a Police Officer
5-year-old Barnett Fife was taken in to custody for Impersonating a police officer as he was trick-or-treating last October…
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Rapture occurs: left behind can’t play VHS tapes to find out why
The rapture happened but sadly those left behind are unable to play the VHS tape prepared by Tim F LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins for just such an occasion.
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Disney trumps Trump to buy Greenland
Disney recently purchased Greenland on ebay at the bargain price of $150bn. President Trump placed a bid on Tuesday but Disney fast-tracked the purchase by clicking the “buy now” button. Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen of Denmark expressed his...
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Acting lessons to help congregations pretend
For too long congregations have struggled with trying to maintain shallow conversation with the welcome team. For too long congregations have struggled with how to answer “How are you?” or when responding to prayer requests. For too long honesty...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
