Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
UK heatwave: police called after multiple sightings of pale hairy things
UK heatwave: After the initial shock that the British summer time actually contained sun, Brits were startled by the sight of pale hairy things.
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In N Out burger in Queens part of evangelism strategy
Visionary megachurch pastor Jed Obadiah claimed responsibility for the untouched In N Out Burger found in Queens, New York.
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Depression cured if you’re a Christian!
“I just don’t understand how someone could be a Christian and suffer from depression at the same time,” said megachurch pastor Les Cluze
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Christian struggles to exorcise cable tangling demon
Jim Smith has long been experiencing the oppression caused by tangled cables. At first he thought this was bad luck but over time his suspicions grew…
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All new prayer warrior kit available!
Want to be thought of as a super spiritual prayer warrior at church? This prayer warrior kit will have you looking and sounding like one in no time.
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Low Court Decides Fate of Hitchhiking in Frivolous Case
Hitchhiking lawsuit shows just how racist the phrase “green thumb” is.
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Triumph for dad in “got your nose” game
Dad John Baker has all those cool dad moves with dad jokes “Hi hungry, I’m dad!”, and of course the classic dad game “I’ve got your nose.”
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Breaking News: President Trump insulted someone!
The nation is shocked after hearing that President Trump called someone a bad name with the intent of hurting someone’s feelings!
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Local Man’s DNA Test Reveals He’s 3% Nephilim
“Well this explains a lot,” said local resident Harvey Clanton after a DNA test showed that he was 3% Nephilim.
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Man meets Jesus in Baptismal tragedy
“In the baptism, I held him under, what felt like an eternity but was in reality probably only two minutes.”
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
