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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Chris Tomlin launches a Good Good line of Father’s Day cards
Fathers Day 2020, Chris Tomlin launches his national initiative “Good Good Fathers; That’s Who We Are, That’s Who We Are” (GGFTWWATWWA).
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Pinterest bans Live Action – the reason why will surprise you!
Pinterest bans Live Action after labelling its content as pornography. But why? We find out in this exclusive article…
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Ancient carving details 2nd Adam and Eve argument also over food
An ancient stone carving has been found in Iraq, revealing another argument between Adam and Eve over food.
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Revealed: the last supper was actually the first supper
Yes it’s true. The Last Supper was not actually the last supper that night for the disciples, at least according to one theologian.
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Extrovert loves church greeting time
A local church goer claimed in a recent survey to actually enjoy church greeting time.
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Revealed: The real reason why Baptists hate the guitar
“It has long been a truth universally acknowledged that a Baptist church in possession of a guitar, must be in want of another instrument,”
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Health & Safety to prevent repeat of Pentecost
Renowned historian, theologian, and archaeologist Joelsten Vamusten has uncovered early health and safety guidelines to prevent a repeat of Pentecost.
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Dear Crass: What do I need to become a worship leader?
Dear Crass,
What will help me become a worship leader? My hipster beard? A pair of ripped and faded skinny jeans? Or should I invest in a primo fog machine?
IKEA: Exorcists called after customer mispronounces furniture name
IKEA is used to people struggling to pronounce their furniture names but they never expected this!
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Trump & Sadiq Khan to remake the wrath of Khan
President Trump and Sadiq Khan have sought to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings by a re-making the classic Star Trek Film: The Wrath of Khan.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
