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Benny Hinn becomes ten pin bowling champion
Long has Benny Hinn been slaying people in the Spirit but he has in recent years been branching out. First he released the long-anticipated self-defense course so that others could use this gifting to keep them safe from demons, disease, intruders...
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Avengers Endgame spoilers classed as hate speech
California was the first woke state to help out sensitive fans by classing Avengers Endgame spoilers hate speech.
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Avengers Endgame: Scooby Doo and Gang Save the Universe
In what is perhaps the greatest twist in cinematic history, the secret weapon employed by the Avengers is Scooby Doo and the Mystery, Inc. Gang
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Man still waiting for Avengers Endgame post-credit scene after 24 hours
Jim has stayed for every Marvel movie post-credit scene and the Angers Endgame will be no different.
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Thanos or rapture? Church unsure
When Christians were recently left behind after half the population disappeared they had to decide: between the rapture or Thanos…
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Man Who Finds Wife through Traditional Means Shunned on Social Media
Jerry Shawl caused a social media firestorm that landed him on the blocked list for charges of “spreading propaganda.”
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Death Bunny: Most effective Easter evangelistic tool revealed
The death bunny, a chocolate The death bunny was described by Relevant magazine as the “perfect Easter evangelistic tool and dessert, all in one.”
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Easter service gospel message ruined by rogue note
As every pastor knows, Christmas and Easter services are the only times most people set foot inside a church. And so lead Pastor Bob Jenkins and his team at Agape Table Church had been practising their recent Easter service for over a month. "We...
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Easter service: Overnight queues begin for those who want seats
Queues have already begun at First Covenant Community church ahead of its Easter service. “Why don’t people don’t spread out their Easter visits over the year?”
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Global grief over warehouse megachurch fire
The fire at Grace Synergy megachurch has brought global outpouring of grief and monetary support to rebuild this cultural icon
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