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John MacArthur Golden Ticket Successor Competition
Pastor John MacArthur, the Senior Pastor of Grace Community Church in Sun Valley, CA has been contemplating retirement in recent years. But, he realizes that he doesn't have the right person to take over for him when he does choose to retire. He...
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“Faith without virtue signalling is dead” claims SJW
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Another riot has ensued as Social Justice Warrior Ashley McDaniels thrust her moral superiority into a crowd of nearly a dozen people in the angry, or at least “faux-angry” mob. As Ms. McDaniels spoke to our reporter, her eyes...
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YouTube Down signals start of the Apocalypse, oh wait it’s back up again…
Europe woke up this morning to discover they had missed the almost apocalypse with YouTube down for the longest 90 minutes since the last Pure Flix movie. At first, people thought it was a glitch and reloaded the page or restarted their internet...
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Report: Ministry time 40% more effective with music playing
Scientists have finally confirmed what has long been suspected by the goosebumps of congregations everywhere: prayer and ministry are just oh-so-better with soft music playing in the background. Researchers from the University of Oxford examined...
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Native American definition criticised after Elizabeth Warren DNA test
The Bureau of Indian Affairs has come under fire today over their "narrow" and "intolerant" definition after Elizabeth Warren was not recognised as a Native American. The Bureau uses a blood quantum definition—generally one-fourth Native American...
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Joel Osteen’s Anonymous Twitter Account Exposed
But there’s only so much niceness Joel Osteen can exude before the pent-up frustration caused a messy incident.
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Christian couple maintains abstinence through first two years of marriage
They don’t know when they’ll finally break the abstinence pledge but after abstaining so long before marriage, “a few extra years is nothing,”
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Church Shocked to Discover Youth Pastor Makes 1 Year Anniversary
“As the Youth Pastor’s immediate supervisor, I should have been paying more attention to the passage of time. After six to eight months, I should have realized it was time to terminate him.”
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Bible Belt Prayers Zig-Zag Hurricane Michael’s Path
More recent prayers implored the Almighty to just alter the course of Hurricane Michael slightly to punish the heathen in Biloxi, Mississippi.
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Man Outraged To Learn He Has Been Trolling A Parody Account
“I would spend nights just waiting on this person to post something so I could hit him with a Scripture I’d worked hard to take out of context.”
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
