Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Google plus announces it shut down 5 years ago
In fact 98% of people who read the world google plus have already clicked onto another news story.
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Youth pastor raids donation bin to supplement “salary”
Local authorities were recently called to the 300 block of Main Street, the location of the Central Chicago Conservative Contemporary Charismatic Church of Christ (hereafter referred to as the Seven C’s) in the wake of a string of robberies...
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Breaking News: Every Bass Player is Same Guy
Rumors have swirled that the true number of guitar bass players in the world is approximately one. An omnipresent one, but one none the less.
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Satirical Website in Hiding Until Dust Settles
The Salty Cee is ducking behind the parapet, lying low and staying quiet until it's all over. No, we're not being sued again by the Babylon Bee (though ironically it appears they're posting articles that are suspiciously like ours this time). It's...
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New Hymnal Contains Only Third Verse and Chorus
“Most people have never sung the third verse of any hymn. This new hymnal rectifies this deficiency experienced by most – if not all – Baptists and Methodists.”
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Gender Neutral Toilets Lead to 4000% Rise in Toilet Seat Complaints
For generations before gender-neutral toilets, women had enjoyed the default toilet seat down position and toilets that were clean, fresh and welcoming.
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Church of the Salty Cee Church Bulletin
The Salty Cee Church Bulletin: Keeping you up-to-date, in-the-loop and ear-to-the-ground on all the gossip events that will be happening this week.
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President Trumps finally finds a way to tweet everyone
President Trump is infamous for his Tweets. However, he recently discovered that not everyone uses Twitter. And some people are allowed, under the constitution, to block or mute his account. For a president that has something to say not having...
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Church Holds “Underground Church” Service in Multimillion Dollar Facility, totally gets it.
I was all, ‘Do you guys think they get coffee at an underground church in North Korea?’ and that really shook some of them.”
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The Apostle Paul’s Thorn in the Flesh Identified
Joshua Robinson, a young pastor who got saved last week, has declared himself to be the modern authority on this divisive topic that has split shallow congregations worldwide.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
