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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Man Invokes Name of Trump to Complete Workout
Watertown, South Dakota - Going to the gym is always an experience for Rodney Peterson. “Each time I hit the gym, I try to give it my all. I treat each rep like it could be my last,” Rodney told us. And you can tell, as Rodney’s progression...
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Waiters to ask political affiliation before service
A law is being rushed through congress to make it a requirement for waiters and waitresses to ask customers political affiliation before service.
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Toby Mac Wins Dove Award for Most Theologically Accurate Song of the Year
Kevin Michael McKeehan, known by virtually no one by this name, is the same guy the CCM world knows as TobyMac. It was no surprise to him, but he acted shocked as his name was announced as the winner of the category for Most Theologically Accurate...
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Sarah Sanders ejected from Red Hen after choosing wrong cheese
Sarah Sanders got a surprise at the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia when she accidentally ordered the wrong cheese and was asked to leave.
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Woman seeking Fountain of Youth lands unbeatable deal on plastic surgery
Woman seeking Fountain of Youth lands unbeatable deal on plastic surgery! Esther McMillan now doesn’t look a day over 85!
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Chris Pratt MTV speech: God refuses glory
Much has been said about Chris Pratt’s overtly Christian MTV generation award speech. However God is refusing to be glorified due to poop references.
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K-Love Extends Playlist Rotation to Ten Songs
In a surprise announcement, K-Love CEO Mike Novak confirmed rumors that the Christian radio station will expand its rotation to a whopping TEN songs.
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Church of Sweden inclusivity widened to Satan
The Church of Sweden’s inclusivity says that Satan is now welcome and would no longer be referred to as the anti-Christ.
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Former High School Athlete Hopes Pro Scouts Attend Church Softball Game
Albion, Illinois - It’s that time of year again! The time when area churches converge upon the local baseball diamonds and prepare for a great time of fun, physical exercise, and fellowship. Well, for everyone except Gary Kuntz of Albion, Illinois....
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Planned Parenthood ceases abortions along Mexican border
Planned Parenthood announced in an emotional tweet on Father’s Day that it would suspend performing abortions along the Mexico border.
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Where even the worst satire floats 
