Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Millennial Sues Mother for Slander
In shocking news, a Seattle Millennial (pronouns he/him) has sued his mother for slander after being offended by something she posted on the internet.
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BLT or BLM? The real discrimination exposed!
BLT or BLM? Hold the tomato! It’s time that red, seed-filled, slimy, yet crisp fruit experience the pain of prejudice the mayo has endured for decades.
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Democrats Add Interpretive Dancers to Joe Biden Campaign
With Joe Biden’s ramblings unable to connect with voters (other than not being Trump), the DNC has added a team of interpretive dancers to translate.
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9 out of 10 Christians admit to only liking Jesus’ head
A recent survey of Christians by the Institute of Research revealed that a staggering 9 out of 10 of them only love Jesus’ head.
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Harry and Meghan start go fund me to help them overcome their privilege
Harry and Meghan launched their Go Fund Me on ABC’s Time 100 special to help them overcome their privilege and understand the struggles of commoners.
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10 things never said in church
Missing going to church due to COVID? Fear not! Here’s a list of 10 things that are never said in Church so you won’t be missing these things at all!
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Pensacola bridge destroying barge actually magical narwhal!
A Skanska barge tied to the pensacola bridge wants to be a predator, zooming along the ice floes of the Arctic, striking terror in the heart of seals and penguins….
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Balance to the force lost as Jedi Master Ruth Bader Ginsberg dies
Jedi master Ruth Bader Ginsberg has died, leaving an opportunity for Sith Lord’s slip into the Jedi Supreme Court council breaking the balance of the force.
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Church adds “Footprints in the Sand” to the biblical canon!
In an act of unity, the Catholic, Eastern Orthodox and Protestant churches declared the footprints in the sand poem as divinely inspired.
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Netflix Cuties nominated for best picture under Oscars new diversity rules
Despite the backlash, Netflix Cuties has not only met the Oscars new diversity rules but has already been nominated for best picture!
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
