Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
First images of Christmas Day survivors
We at the Cee have exclusive first images of the survivors of Christmas Day, seen here escaping homes across the country.
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10 things to avoid talking about this Christmas
To help maintain that fragile peace and goodwill this Christmas, we at the Salty Cee present to you a list of 10 topics to avoid talking about.
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Fall in heart donors blamed on Christmas song
Hospitals are reporting another fall in the number of heart donors over this Christmas season and blame has been placed on the Wham song “Last Christmas”
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Alyssa Milano chanting to replace thoughts and prayers
For years “thoughts and prayers” have done little to change the US but thanks to Alyssa Milano all that is about to change due to her special chanting.
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Professor Urges Students to Rupture the Family Unit this Christmas to Spread SJW Message of Tolerance, Love, and Peace on Earth
A prominent Professor of Humanities has urged her students to create mayhem amidst their families during the holiday season to demonstrate tolerance.
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John Hagee releases his 2020 predictions
John Hagee has just released his predictions for 2020. We urge you dear readers, to read these predictions carefully and prepare for them!
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Spanish Christmas greeting Feliz Navidad branded sexist
The Spanish Christmas greeting “Feliz Navidad” has been branded sexist and part of the Patriarchy’s plan to keep women subservient during this season.
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Trump’s orange hue blamed on impeachment
President Trump was impeached yesterday after the after a six hour debate which changed nobody’s mind except that of the viewers to change channels.
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Mall Santa viciously mauled by elves
A mall Santa was viciously mauled by a pack of elves yesterday after they realized he wasn’t the real Santa.
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UK Labour blames election loss on lack of puppies
Last week, the UK Labour party lost the election with its worst performance since 1935. This has been blamed on the lack of puppies.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
