Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
The Salty Cee Guide to speaking Christianese
Confused about what Christians are saying? Not sure what to say? Then you need our guide to understanding and speaking Christianese!
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Man who identifies as righteous demands entry to heaven
Barry Smith knew he was special from a young age and identified as righteous at age 3. “I just knew that I was perfect and that nothing was my fault.”
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Progressives call for positive thoughts not thoughts and prayers
“Positive thoughts are what we need in order to stop tragedies, address income inequality and climate change not thoughts and prayers!”
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Mass shooting allows everyone to promote preferred narrative
The recent El Paso shooting and Dayton shooting in one 24 hour period have allowed everyone, regardless of their political leanings or moral/religious beliefs to be able to use it to promote their own narrative. Those on the left were delighted...
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Satirical website uses freedom in Christ to not be funny
The authors of this satirical website have embraced the freedom that Christ offers by being unfunny rather than conforming to the world’s expectations.
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Baltimore vermin accuse Trump of being ratist
The rats in Baltimore and other vermin are reeling in shock after President Trump took aim at them in a recent tweet.
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Texans celebrate second amendment with sleeveless shirts
To celebrate the Second Amendment the Texas Senate recently passed a law to make it mandatory for all men in the state to wear sleeveless shirts.
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Holy Spirit requests meeting with pastor
The third member of the Trinity has been attempting to get the attention of the leadership team at Second Coast Church for the last three months.
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Breaking News: Trump’s racist bone in his body found!
Trump said he didn’t have a racist bone in his body, but Dr Simpson, the President’s physician found otherwise…
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Snopes Starting New Satirical Fact Checking Website
Snopes.com announced at a press conference this afternoon that they would be starting a new satirical fact checking website.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
