Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Panic buying forces people to eat gluten free food
Coronavirus led panic buying has led to shortages in toilet rolls, pasta and canned goods often leaving only gluten free “food” in the store.
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NBA plans on using athletic hazmat suits developed by CDC during games
Due to the Coronavirus, the NBA suspended the regular season “until further notice.” However, after extensive talks with the CDC a solution has been found.
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Rich man uses blender to solve camel conundrum
In Matthew19:24 Jesus shocks his disciples by saying "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." This has led numerous people (coincidentally, all rich) try to get around...
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Just what the world needs now: Cans of CRAP available for sale!
Are you constantly busy and having trouble keeping up with the demands of this modern world? Friend, what you need to do is buy our CRAP product!
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Twitter Stringenetizes Strongerizes Enforcerizes Implements Stricter Rules
The unwritten Twitter rules have now been made even more stringent according to guest news journalist @FakeGeorgeStephanopoulos
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Gen X Pastor Still Making Sermon Illustrations from The Matrix
Last Sunday, a room of bewildered 20-somethings tried to make sense of Pastor Randall Jones’ matrix illustrations as he attempted a “Neo-esque” back bend.
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Coronavirus drastically improves church greeting time!
Christians breathed a collective sigh of relief as church greeting time is transformed as churches take precautions to prevent the spread of coronavirus.
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Karen finds cure for Coronavirus!
Yes it’s true! Karen gushed on Instagram this morning that she has discovered a cure for the Coronavirus using her essential oils!
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Women convinced other husbands in Church love their wives more
If my husband really loved me, he’d give me a deep tissue neck massage like the guy sitting three pews in front of us is giving to his wife
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Rob Bell’s latest book sets record for fewest words per page
Controversial author Rob Bell’s latest book sets a record, but surprisingly not got being the most liberal book ever.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
