Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
“I don’t understand it,one minute my wife was her loving usual self and then the next she became a totally deranged beast.”read more
Congratulations you managed to find a single girl AND take her on a date! So what next? Propose or Just Ask Her Out on a Second Date?read more
Twitter has apologized for their anti-Trump policies and will make amends by promoting Trump merchandise and donating all proceeds to charity…read more
Baptists were shocked to discover that their Pastor had tricked them into raising their hands…in church. “We’ll never live this down…”read more
The effect of Big Tech banning Trump and Parler from app stores and servers was so great it caused “a great disturbance in the force” felt by Obi-Wan.read more
Reporter who hasn’t written an article in months continues to brag that he’s a writer for The Salty Cee
Jeff hasn’t written an article for the Salty Cee since February 2019, yet he still brags that he writes for the internet’s premier satirical website.read more
The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.