Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Man hospitalised after getting his wife nothing on Valentine’s Day
“I don’t understand it,one minute my wife was her loving usual self and then the next she became a totally deranged beast.”read more
Should I Propose or Just Ask Her Out on a Second Date?
Congratulations you managed to find a single girl AND take her on a date! So what next? Propose or Just Ask Her Out on a Second Date?read more
Cannibals unimpressed by Body of Christ
After getting a taste for Christian missionaries, Cannibals became aware of something called the Body of Christ, but sadly it was not divine.read more
Twitter reverses course, promotes Trump merchandise
Twitter has apologized for their anti-Trump policies and will make amends by promoting Trump merchandise and donating all proceeds to charity…read more
Baptists tricked into raising their hands in church!
Baptists were shocked to discover that their Pastor had tricked them into raising their hands…in church. “We’ll never live this down…”read more
Babylon Bee sees first conversion!
The Babylon Bee saw it’s first conversion yesterday as Democrat follower Linda Smith made a decision to follow Trump!read more
Karen converts to Christianity
The infamous “Karen” shocked the world last week when she declared to everyone on Twitter (who hadn’t blocked her) that she had converted to Christianity.read more
Big Tech Parler purge causes “great disturbance in the Force,” says Obi-Wan
The effect of Big Tech banning Trump and Parler from app stores and servers was so great it caused “a great disturbance in the force” felt by Obi-Wan.read more
John Hagee releases his 2021 predictions!
After his 100% accurate predictions for 2020, John Hagee releases what God has told him will be happening in 2021. You won’t believe #5!read more
Reporter who hasn’t written an article in months continues to brag that he’s a writer for The Salty Cee
Jeff hasn’t written an article for the Salty Cee since February 2019, yet he still brags that he writes for the internet’s premier satirical website.read more
The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.