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Dear Crass: What was your best bit of working at the Cee before you became famous?
Dear Crass, now that you’re a multi-billionaire, famous megachurch pastor, could you tell us about your favourite time when you worked at the Cee?
read moreHomeschoolers confirm that their lives did not change at all in 2020
Despite the COVID-19 pandemic, homeschooling families across the United States agreed that this year was more or less the same as any other.
read more5 new year’s resolutions that won’t ruin your faith
Fed up with worldy New Year’s Resolutions that are broken in a few days? Fear not dear reader. We at the Cee have a list of godly resolutions just for you!
read morePaw Patrol investigates Elisha and the Murderous Care Bears
Paw Patrol is on a new case, codenamed Maul Patrol on account of sweet, fluffy bears gone wrong after Elisha is taunted by some youths…
read moreCharismatic wards off COVID-19 with Psalm 91
Chris, a charismatic Christian, has successfully avoided COVID-19 infection by declaring Psalm 91 in faith over his life. “You just have to believe!”
read moreSocial distanced Christmas “best one yet” says nation
Why is a social distanced lockdown Christmas the best yet? Why are aren’t they upset about missing extended time with all their relatives? We investigate!
read moreLittle drummer boy thrown out of stable after Christmas solo
“I just don’t get it,” says an exasperated Baz, “I’d only just started getting to the good part of my 20 minute drum solo when they ordered me out.”
read moreNot to be outdone by stimulus check 2, Trump promises literal pennies from heaven!
Trump vetoes the 5,593 page $2.5 trillion COVID bill which includes a $600 stimulus check 2, in favour of his own stimulus program before he leaves office.
read moreWhat should I get my pastor for Christmas?
Don’t know what to get your pastor at Christmas? Let us at the Salty Cee help you out – I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?
read moreMillennial worship band sets new volume record for Silent Night
A millennial worship band from the Real Agape Warehouse church set a new world record for the loudest rendition of the Christmas Carol Silent Night ever!
read moreThe Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.